Shark!?! Tunas where its at

racingfreak92 · **Joined:** Sat Nov 25, 2006 6:28 pm **Posts:** 40

All you guys are "shark" this and "shark" that. Im telling you guys that where its really at is TUNA. A Tuna with a mecury gun that slowly kills youre brain cells that eventually causes you to run of the edge of the map. And of course the secondary fire would shoot old rusty tuna cans at you for massive damage

Wickedneoq · **Posted:** Sat Nov 25, 2006 7:07 pm

Wow, I definitely don't like where all this FISH talk is going. I'm a seafood clerk, I should know these sorts of things. We totally need a killer lobster with a scissor grappling gun. Tuna? Come on, almost nothing is killer about a tuna. Sharks are cool, but they taste like pork to me. Lobster's the way to go. :twisted:

racingfreak92 · **Joined:** Sat Nov 25, 2006 6:28 pm **Posts:** 40

But tuna have big eyes. BIG EYES!

Wickedneoq · **Posted:** Sat Nov 25, 2006 7:13 pm

Perch have big eyes too, but you don't hear me complaining. Yet.

"Yes, Billy, you can poke the perch eye, but no screaming..."
*Billy pokes eye.*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! GROSS!" *Billy runs away*
"HEY! I told you not to scream, and NO RUNNING!"

dj-spuddy · **Posted:** Sun Nov 26, 2006 2:16 am

Wickedneoq wrote:

Wow, I definitely don't like where all this FISH talk is going. I'm a seafood clerk, I should know these sorts of things. We totally need a killer lobster with a scissor grappling gun. Tuna? Come on, almost nothing is killer about a tuna. Sharks are cool, but they taste like pork to me. Lobster's the way to go. :twisted:

Actually I quite like the idea of a lobster. He could wear a little wooden crown.

kingkibble · **Joined:** Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:26 pm **Posts:** 181

^Like that one pic on the gastronaut logo thread XD

I'm all for that. Shark and Lobster foreva!

Lanowar · **Joined:** Fri Nov 24, 2006 10:23 am **Posts:** 9

Lobster Johnson- Come taste the lobster's claw!

(this be a Hellboy joke for those who get it well done.

Shark!?! Tunas where its at

Who is online